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IMPORTANT READ PLEZ. [08 Nov 2004|01:00pm]
Hey there bruthaz.

Well it seems that I have grown tired of this account andthe tragic history behind it. Therefore I have decided to start anew. Please, please PLEASE add nixxxon to your friends list as I will be adding you ASAP.

Keep it on the kosher side,
Sarah

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Just in case you were wondering... [07 Nov 2004|10:08am]
Your Penis Name is: Anaconda


[03 Nov 2004|07:57pm]
Not suprised, very upset.

All I can say right now is this.

Thanks for letting a rich white man control what I can and can't do with my body.

That is all. I could go on but I won't.

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[31 Oct 2004|03:58pm]
I feel better. Sorry about last entry. I've been feeling sorry for myself. But hey, sometimes I deserve it. I havent felt this sorry for myself in a very long time. Now I'm over it. Now I'm pissed that my brother won't drive me to the store to get candy :{{{{ meanie. Maybe I'll throw a white sheet over my head and go trick or treating by myself later.

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[28 Oct 2004|09:46pm]
[ mood | fantabulouth! ]

Welcome to my guide on how to take pictures like a self-indulgent whore. Inspired by a stranger's myspace account.


This one goes out to the little lady with the digital camera.Collapse )
And I'm tres done.

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[25 Oct 2004|08:36pm]
Dear Katsu,

Thanks for all the exotic presents!!!

ZomnifisexyCollapse )

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[22 Oct 2004|01:17pm]
I hate collegeboard.com

Oh, well, not like I'm going to be getting into college anyhow.

EDIT: Great. Same exact score as last time. Hoody hoo hoo.

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[19 Oct 2004|05:55pm]
[ mood | GET OUT OF MY HEAD SCARY WOMAN ]

Dear Livejournal,

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who thinks that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs could make better music if they shoved kazoos up their asses while gurgling goat's milk. I think it's just dandy when the girls in my artclass play the cd on fucking repeat while I'm trying to work diligently on the best nude sketch of my life, so as the horrid feedback from the shreiking woman suddenly pops out of the damn speaker, I find that what would have been part of the pubic area has suddenly ascended up my drawing's nose. Seriously, everyone's like O WAOW THEY'RE SO UNIQUE :) . Wow, I guess if I put my face too close to the microphone while repeating the same verse over and over for five minutes while the baffled musicians in back try and figure out how the keyboard works, then I'll be a distinguished artist too! It's as if Moby had suddenly declared himself "edgy" and got a sex change.
Regards,
Sarah

EDIT: I realize this may look like music snobbery to you and that would be highly hypocritical of me. But think about it, who am I to say they suck? Most people like them, I happen to despise them. You are no lesser than me if you like them, you are lesser because I have a Tamagotchi and you don't. Oh no wait...
Anyway the point is that this post is a rant. Not a reasonable statement.

EDIT: What the why am I arguing for myself, no one's said anything. Man I'm such a sap.

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Media sucks. [13 Oct 2004|10:02pm]
Ally was totally right about the trailer for "The Grudge."

People should have every right to watch the news without having gruesome images lodged in their faces. I mean seriously, some innocent person just wants to watch their fucking NON CABLE CHANNEL TELEVISION SHOW and theres fucking grey corpses in their face. I mean what about kids? It's not like it's even hidden in cable, its on the fucking Fox network. I probably wont even be able to sleep tonight just because I had decided to watch Malcolm in the Middle.

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[08 Oct 2004|04:46pm]
I don't think I'm having a birthday party.
Too much is going on at my house.
Sorry guys.

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[06 Oct 2004|05:24pm]
So um in 20 minutes I have to go to the rabbi's house for some shit starts with a c or something communion? God I don't know something to do with a bunch of teenagers whoopee my favorite eating dinner at the rabbi's house my dad's making me go so i can meet a nice jewish boy i hate everything including punctuation

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Oh how I love The Onion [29 Sep 2004|09:21pm]
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Everyone laughed when you began your career in high finance, but they're silent now, as it's bad taste to laugh at the homeless and destitute

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GET READY FOR THE KATSU BIRTHDAY MONTAGE!!! [26 Sep 2004|06:51pm]
ARE YOU READY? BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU ARE!

http://www.link2rock.com/rocks/katsufuxtreez/bdaykat.WMV

[26 Sep 2004|04:46pm]
[ mood | shit ]

Well I feel like the shittiest person on the planet right now.

I screwed up the date on one of my best friend's birthday and apparently now I'm not allowed to talk about it or anything. Too bad I already sent the present. I'd make the montage I've been planning to make all week but now I'd just feel even shittier.
One of the only people that matter to me and I can't even fucking get my numbers right. My mom was all don't beat yourself up over it, but then my brother came in and was all "WOW IF I FORGOT MY BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY I'D KILL MYSELF." And then he broke down crying for some reason. And, no, it's not pity, and no, I'm not sending greetings, because that would make things worse, and after this I'll quit talking about it...but it's not fair after all you did for me on my birthday that I just "don't bring it up." So enjoy your present or don't. Burn it if you'd like, but I'd appreciate it if you would realize that I would have sent it to you anyway even if I did get the date right, it's not "belated", and it's not out of pity. And you're probably mad I'm that I'm still bringing it up, but it's for my own sake so I'll stop blubbering like a wet seal. Now I'll stop.

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UGH [19 Sep 2004|06:08pm]
The one day out of each month that i feel like complete shit and dont eat like a fucking pig just had to be on my birthday. I want to thank everybody online for wishing me a happy birthday. It made me very happy, and it unruined my birthday.

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[11 Sep 2004|07:35pm]
Powerchord DVDs came today...sort of. The ones from week one came. EXCEPT THEY EITHER FUCKING FORGOT TO TAPE THE EVENING CONCERT WHICH WAS WONDERFUL OR THEYRE MEANIE ASSHOLES. Also, they fucked up my CD-ROM and saved it as a .DAT file. Those bastards.
And I sound like a choking pigeon on the final concert.

Augh i can barely see over the steering wheel. it scares me.

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[02 Sep 2004|06:55pm]
Don't mind me, I wanted to save this glorious thread of arguments between my roommate Roxanne and I from PCA forums before forum nazi rooney gets pissed, declares it spam and deletes it.

Selling yourself: It does a body good.Collapse )

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[30 Aug 2004|04:27pm]
8 errors or less means you passed the permit test

I got 8 errors.

Tra. La. La.

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[26 Aug 2004|11:49pm]
DEER DIERY.

2DAY I WENT SHOPPEENG 4 NOO GLASSES

And I am falling victim to techno.

Regards,
Sarah

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OH SWEET JESUS. [23 Aug 2004|02:41am]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

O LAWD HELP US ALL.



THE TITLE OF THIS BLASPHEMY IS CALLED "GOPHER TICKLE".

CURSE YOU YAHOO IMAGE SEARCH!!!!!!!


SAVE THE CHILDREN!

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